These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things (Part X)
 
Aunty Crist and Isa Urquhart
 
Alexandrina was The Real Deal! I met her at a Bible Study Conference and we just hit it off. Originally from Cuba (or CooBah) she swept me off my feet and we spent the whole summer vacation together, 24/7 and we still keep in touch and meet up for weekends when we can manage. She is a University lecturer and married with three kids but still a Lesbian at the very core of her being. XMWAHX
My Cousin Moira Somerville, who taught me that Eggs is Eggs  and that if we stick to the first injunction of the Hippocratic Oath: "Do no Harm" we won't go far wrong.
 
The Chocolate Cake of course, not the Boy!
Tamara de Lempicka - whose art inspired a generation of Flappers and Me: oh, to have been one of those curvy, sensuous women with their hooded eyes and a hint of muskiness about their bodies!


The subject of a tale by Anaïs Nin - of a woman who aches with desire, and van be driven to the most extreme longing for consummation that she abandones all responsibilities, ties, place and her sense of time: the only thing which exists is within one room, with a bed and little else, where she and her lover slither around each other, bodies coated with their honeyed sweat and bodily lubrication, in a dance of foreplay which may have lasted hours, days or weeks and once satisfied in an orgy of sucking and biting and thrusting and squeezing and scratching there will be a brief interlude of serene and utter calm in which even the clock will stop between ticks until at last it all begins again . . . . .

Smooth bronzed or marble white limbs.

Labyrinths, Mazes - there is something very special in them, and not just for children to show the farmer how to reach his sheep!

Is Jeannie giving me the Cold Shoulder or iviting me to Come Hither?
 
My dear cousin Goldy Brevity with the two dogs which she and her husband Gordon, also a cousin of mine, have named with what I consider a complete absence of common sense Gordon and Goldy!
    





 
Kissing is Good For You! We should do more of it.
My Better Half, Eileen, trying on outfits in the Charity Shop she manages - I keep telling her she looks gorgeous to me in whatever she wears.

These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things (Part IX)
 
My lovely cousin, Jasmine Juniper-Green in the garden threatening me with the most horrendous consequqnces of taking a photo of her before she brushes her lovely hair.
 
My two German visitors, Jenna and Kersten, who came for the weekend and stayed on for two years so far, both are Theology students )Lutheran) and we often have long rambling discussions well into the wee small hours!
 
Isa Urquhart returning from her morning run - I don't know where she gets the energy from, but she positively glows!
 
Two of my Legal Advisors! No, it's Goldy Brevity and Isa Urquhart, both cousins of mine, out of uniform and into their Glad Rags for the Annual Edinburgh and Leith Police Ball. Goldy's husband Gordon took the photo but didn't tell me who Isa 'pulled' that night: he is the very Soul of Discretion, unless you get him alone with a good bottle of an Island malt at about 2,30am and then he will talk!

The only voice really worth listening to. Sinatra can croon me into another world.
 
Ronnie Barker was one of the funniest men on Television: you only have to say "Four Candles," and people will immediately reply "Handles for Forks, Fork Handles, why didn't you say>"
My Cousin Gordon Brevity at the Police Ball - I think this is his 'undercover as an Ice Cream Salesman' disguise, but don't tell him I said that!

The Bay City Rollers were the Musical Background for a generation of Scottish Girls, and not a few boys! Pure Dead Brilliant Times!!!

And that's me, between the twins, Roxy and Trixie Davidova and our other Cousin, Ginger Goldfish (now First Minister of Scotland) just hiding behind the white border, now of course, she is everywhere and doiung a Pure Dead Brilliant job for Scotland - C'mon Ginger!

Nothing gets the tear ducts working overtime than Brief Encounter for the 217th time, in company with your best mates, loads of popcorn, Iron Bru (fortified, of course) and a dozen boxes of tissues - Bliss!

These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things (Part VIII)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Promise Not To Tell!

These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things (Part VII)